||[Aug. 26th, 2007|04:32 pm]
Jedi Knerds: Star Wars Fans beyond any hope
Last night, while watering my tomatoes, I began concoting a list of things to say in Huttese when a salesman knocks at your door. |
Useful Huttese phrases for this purpose include:
What do you want? Hi chuba da naga
Does this cause brain damage? Dolpa na rocka rocka?
Don't count on it, slimeball. Cha scrunnie do pat, sleemo!
If you ask that one more time, I'm activating your ejector! Beeka doe wompa keejecta peedunky!
Keep your suction cups where I can see them. - Jeesko do sookee koopa moe nanya
Is this freshly dead? Ne ompee doe gaga punta?
Tentacles up! Tonta tonka!
The last fool who called me that got his antenna stuffed down his throat. - Da beeska co
palyeeya pityeev bo tenya go kaka juju hoopa
You're a low-down Imperial fool. Kava doompa D'emperiolo schoon.